Puppetz – Psychiatric case # 13: P_Eater

P_eater (Cannibale)

Patient: P_Eater

Physical traits: Euphoric ferocious cannibal

Likes: Chewing people, Dr. Tremor

Loathes: Turnips, Carl Dummy

Case History:  As it was pointed out by Dr. It-Chy A. Nus, patient P_Eater is a peculiar case of trauma-induced psychosis and innate paraphilic tendencies. After another deviate surgery performed by the infamous Dr. Tremor, P_Eater’s jaw was replaced with a piece of metal junk. Unexpectedly, instead of being in despair, the patient greatly appreciated his new condition and felt a huge debt of gratitude for Dr. Tremor.

After his “rebirth”, P_Eater discovered his passion for devouring his own kind. It was reported that his deep hatred for Carl Dummy is due to the fact that Carl seems to be inedible.

 

Suggested treatment: Vegan diet

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Puppetz – Psychiatric case # 19: Shadow

Puppetz - Shadow

 

Patient: Psychotic Elite: Shadow

Physical traits: Virtually Unbeatable Dark Entity

Likes: Unmotivated massacre, ultra-brutal metal

Loathes: Light, Elvis Presley

Case History:  Shadow is a dark entity which has been infesting the halls of the hospital since the misterious case known as “The Burial Ground Incident”.

During the activities of enlargement of the hospital, a hidden sepulchral room was discovered in the basement of the building. It was reported that as soon as the gate of the room was opened, a “burning dark light” was released, killing most of the workers. Since then, the ferocious entity known as Shadow has been tormenting the patients of the hospital.

Also, it was reported that another entity was released during the “The Burial Ground Incident”. However, these reports are not backed up by any empirical proof.

It seems that the origin of the bloody feud between Shadow and Light can be found in the unsovable disagreement about their musical tastes.

Suggested treatment: N\A

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Puppetz – Psychiatric case # 4: Bart Gunner

Puppetz: Bart Gunner

Patient: Bart Gunner

Physical traits: deranged gun rights activist

Likes: Guns, his Country

Loathes: Hippies, Communism, The Fault

Case History: Another case of delusional psychopathia. Before being arrested and hospitalized for multiple murder, the patient was known for being one of the most fervent gun rights advocates of his community. His followers’ approval quickly turned into terror when Bart Gunner opened fire against them during a pro-guns meeting. When later the patient was asked about this unexplainable carnage, he answered that “they were all communists” and that “he was doing that for his country”.

It has been reported that the patient seems to loathe The Fault, as, for some unexplainable reason, he is convinced that he is a damn’ anti-guns hippie (sic.).

Suggested treatment: Stone Therapy

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Puppetz – Psychiatric case #8: Carl Dummy

Puppetz - Carl Dummy

Patient: Carl Dummy

Physical traits: Pathological liar dummy

Likes: lying, playing hooky, murdering with no reason

Loathes: Da Clown

Case History: A typical case of Pseudologia Fantastica (see P.E. Enocchio, 1934, p.98), Carl Dummy was assembled by T.J.Petto, a qualified worker at a notable Italian automotive manufacturer. A series of ferocious homicides broke out immediately after the last screw was tightened on Carl Cummy’s body. Despite his undeniable guilt, the patient  defended himself by blaming his maker T.J.Petto, whose destiny is unknown.

Carl Dummy briefly worked as a mascot for McPuppetz (attracting Da Clown‘s hatred), but he was soon laid off due to his urge to kill and lie (according to McPuppetz’ spokesman, lies could especially displease the investors).

Suggested treatment: Fruit juice therapy

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Puppetz – Psychiatric case # 11: Jambo Jab

Puppetz - Jambo Jab

Patient: Jambo Jab

Physical traits: deranged boxer (apparently)

Likes: making other people think he is a boxer…

Loathes: …when they discover he is not

Case History: Jambo Jab is one of the most notable patients hospitalized in this mental health structure, and his case was analized by several authors (e.g., see H.A. Iry, B. Alls, 1997, p.45).

Although appearances might mislead, this patient is not a boxer at all: the psychometric exams made clear that he ignores even the most elementary boxing techniques, let alone the rules. Nevertheless, he is affected by a severe form of Dementia Pugilistica, which cannot be explained by Medical Science.

Due both to his boxing outfit and to the extreme contentiousness caused by his pathology (combined with his remarkable physical strength), he is considered as utterly dangerous by some of the other patients, such as Adam Patcher.

 

Suggested treatment: Talk therapy

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Puppetz – Psychiatric case # 5: Adam Patcher

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Patient: Adam Patcher

Physical traits: Repulsive meat pieced work

Likes: DIY, being creative

Loathes: Billy Hill

Case History: One of the few real celebrities of the hospital, patient Adam Patcher’s reputation as a renowed fashion stylist was outstripped by the international bewilderment provoked by the presentation of his last spring\summer collection. After shocking the audience with an unbearably atrocious fashion show, featuring scalped and  (most likely non-consenting) mutilated models, patient Patcher made his triumphal entry displaying his peculiar idea of tailored suit. Considerable shares of his own skin were cut out and sewed up in an apparently random logic.

An examination of the patient’s ectodermal tissue made evident that an extensive skin portion of his own perineal area is now stitched up to his face. This information was eavesdropped by patient BillyHill, who spread the news and made patient Patcher one of the most bullied Puppetz hospitalized at the Asylum.

Suggested treatment: Homeopathy

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Puppetz – Psychiatric case # 20: Kevingum

Puppetz - case 20

Patient: Psychotic Elite: Kevingum

Physical traits: Obscure urban legend

Likes: ???

Loathes: ???

Case History: Among the members of the so-called Psychotic Elite, Kevin Gum is by far the most enigmatic. The assumption of his existance relies on evidence from patient Mad Demon. Questioned about the unexplainable sudden death of 567 patients during a 30-seconds blackout in the Asylum, Mad Demon reported to have witnessed a “(…)glowing pink light that slaughtered all the others (…)”. When the light was turned on again, the patient reported to have seen a “(…) ridicolously fast pink humanoid thing disappearing through the waste pipe (…)”. “His arms…. his arms”, he added.

Although patient Mad Demon’s perception of reality is hardly trustworthy, the existence of Kevin Gum is a possibility which should not be underrated.

Suggested treatment: N\A

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[All the Psychiatric records were created by Michele Morelli]