Puppetz – Psychiatric case # 6: Da Clown

Puppetz - Da Clown

Patient: Da Clown

Physical traits: Scary vicious clown

Likes: Big McPuppetz

Loathes: Carl Dummy

Case History: As described by E. Kübler-Ross, the five stages of grief are denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. This patient seems to be permanently imprisoned in the the first two phases (for similar studies, see M.Y. Anus, 1971, p. 567).

A former mascot for a fast food company, the patient lost his mind when he was laid off and replaced by Carl Dummy (who is currently hospitalized in this mental care structure). The reason for his dismissal seems to be related to a series of ferocious murders committed in several fast food restaurants during his clown performances. The fast food company decided to lay him off after an indie movie director made a shock documentary exposing the high rates of hydrogenated fats, calories and murders contained in each McPuppetz.

Suggested treatment: Animal-assisted therapy

If you wanna know more about Puppetz, a twisted free iPhone game, click here.

[All the Psychiatric records were created by Michele Morelli]

 

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